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"Let's see messi at 37"

Crying😭😭😭

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I fucking called it. I knew we could lose if vini isnt playing

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Petition to bring back vinicius Jr. Madris fans were right. He didn't deserve a red card.

Please bring him back for el classico.
🙏😭

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@hani_sumra And individual? Kane has better stats.

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If mbappe wins this award, it just goes to show how powerful madrid PR is.

Mbappe used to at least win some trophies with PSG but never won the ballon'Dor.

Now he suddenly wins 0 trophies with similar stats and suddenly gets ballon'Dor?

Messi winning 8 ballon'Dor against this satanic PR is insane

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Real Madrid are now optimistic that Kylian Mbappé has won the Ballon d'Or.

— @Rodra10_97

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@NstorEduardo12 He won a copy del rey and guess what? In 2012, ballon'Dor didnt require team awards. It changed in 2022 to also give more weight to team trophies.

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@hani_sumra So was he in psg.

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@RickkiMr 12 of the goals came from group stages against bottom of the barrel teams.
Watch the games instead of looking at the goal number like a robot.

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For ballon'Dor, if you think individual stats is important than it should be harry kane.

If you think trophies is just as important, then it should be yamal.

Then how the fuck is mbappe even here ? In PSG at least he was winning the league title. Name one team throphy he won

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@fascgara Faghat pakestani khosheshoon miyad az torka.
Pachekhar hastan harchiham foush bokhoran

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@TBDeniz1 Missed 1/3 of the season.

Did fuck all domestically but was good in UCL

Similar GA to rodri who is a DM.

Vini wont even end up in the top 5 that year if he played for other clubs.

Thank god I have eyes and madrids dick isnt in my brain

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@DDTrump47 Refer to my 20 other comments.

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@acexusernameig Literally

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The ballon'Dor is between yamal and kane.
No one else should win it other than these 2.

If messi wins it however, I will find a way to defend it.

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@TYtrack0195 Literally in the criteria for ballon'Dor.

1)individual performances
2) team throphies
3) fair play

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@TBDeniz1 If you mean vini he wont even be in the top 5 if he played for any other club

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@ronaldoisgz9k5 Vini is most obvious ballon'Dor winner to whom? Bellingham was better than him. Dude was injured 1/3rd of the season. Similar stats to rodri who is a DM.

He was dogshit.

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@madridmentalty He wasnt anywhere close to deserving it.

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@ricklfc11 @Short40469695 @8slf8smh Be honest, if ronaldo won more MOTM awards, youd be creaming your pants saying "ronaldo has the streets".

But youre right, its a shit metric. Ronaldo shouldn't even be in the top 10 MOTM awards of all time.

Ghosting for 90+ mins and scoring a tapin shouldn't get you MOTM

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Grading messi and ronaldo based on competition from F to S

Messi🇦🇷:

WC: S
Domestic: S
UCL: A
Copa: S
Other comps: S
Retirement: S

Ronaldo🇵🇹:

WC: F
Domestic: B
UCL: S
Euros: B
Other comps: A
Retirement: D

This is as unbiased as it gets.

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0 POTT in euros.
Only 5 G/A in KO stages and its 2 accidental assists. The GA is also against Wales and Hungary
Didnt even play the full finals and left very early.

Only reason its a B its because of how good he is in the group stages.

Outside that, hes kinda bad.

Domestic ? 8 league titles in 24 seasons is poor. He played for madrid (most titles), manu (most titles), juventus (most titles).

Hardly impressive. If anything im probably too kind

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@Vinixty9x Also honestly youre comparing it to the WC goat.

If someone gets a 100/100 on a test but someone else gets a 95, it doesnt mean both didnt get an A.

Right?

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@Vinixty9x Peles WC is severely overrated when you break them down. He really was goated in only 1 WC.

Also pele was severely better surrounded compared to messi.