buket :)

“In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face” -Diogenes the Cynic

[g @34rths]

Sorry if I take things personally I am lowkey a person so it'll happen again

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

no president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself

[mo ･᷄-･᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

please dont fire me im 28 years old i cant start over again

[guillotine girl @guill0tinegirl]

mitski has joined the war against seasonal depression on the side of seasonal depression

[buket :) @buketno]

@Ragnar_Rough @AugieHodja @briannalyman2 @RepBrandonGill Just one of many examples
https://t.co/kxCSyKXMW4

[buket :) @buketno]

@Charles91591450 @AugieHodja @briannalyman2 @RepBrandonGill So it’s just bullshit when you don’t agree with it? Funny how that works

[fishnets @stonedinurattic]

noticing….. remembering….realizing

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

yup. it's getting chilly outside. you know what that means #RUNYOURHANDSUNDERBOILINGWATER

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Pharmacy app: Do you want to pick up your medication on Tuesday at noon?

Me: Sure sounds great.

The pharmacy when I show up on Tuesday at noon:

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Once that $1,000 goes down to $857 it's just about gone

[lex @lexlisbon]

ugh sorry i can't hangout later i have Shower Time

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

This Tuesday feels forced. We should've had today off too 😩

[Professional Zoomer 🌹 @Zoomer_Doomer_]

Me refreshing my timeline every ten seconds

[a sad little man @DAVIDPLEASESTOP]

when i'm broke: when i get paid again ima start saving shit fr this time no unnecessary shit

me when i get paid: google, show me your most frivolous and worldly things

[buket :) @buketno]

@ok_but_still He comes from an acting family. His dad and his brothers were actors. It’s more like if a skarsgard brother tried to take out obama

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Does anyone want to see my master’s degree. Or my collection of books