Evil Eddie

I'm white, medium height and my safe word is artichoke. I also have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.

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@zarahussain999 The police live there too and dont want this shit to happen anymore. Best thing to do would be move out voluntarily. It's going to get uglier than this

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@teepstweets @TalkTV @JuliaHB1 @TiceRichard The soft language George Carlin warned us about

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@APBear76 And they want me to worry about their precious football team

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@SholaMos1 If my kid gets caught with a gun on him I'm going to be wondering what the fuck I did wrong.

I am 100% responsible for what my child does and how they act.

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@kevinblue345 Backwoods and lighters.

Priorities

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@BasedMikeLee WE CAN READ!!!!

You can't believe in millions of gods and be Christian.

Jesus isn't a character you just plug and play into your new story. It shows how lazy Joe Smith and Brigham Young were as writers.

The grift is over bro. Literary percentages aren't at 0% yet

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@ComicDaveSmith How the fuck do people listen to that voice.

"Thanks for the lecture, dad"

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@KyleBrandt @gmfb I perfectly fine with cutting some corporate welfare off the books. Chicago is a shit hole now and the games have long out priced a blue collar, TAX PAYING fan.

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@RealWalkAway The very first question he asked in this clip is my barometer question for new people I meet
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"Let's just get this out of the way, you seem pretty cool. Do you believe in the official story of 9/11?"

I just can't with people who dont have a few questions about that day

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@alphafox I realize she's a real dumb bitch but she is one of the first MSM people to ask questions about 9/11 on network TV.

Broken clock, I know. Still, a tip of the cap for asking a question they didn't want anyone to ask on that show.

Still a dumb bitch though

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@TrollFootball I've also heard gay hockey

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@DanCrenshawTX Dan trying to remain relevant like @AdamKinzinger is the greatest shit ever.

Good job TEXAS!!!!

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@marklevinshow A quick look at opinion polls would show you that a a super majority of people dont like the Israeli government and dont like our resources going to them.

They're starting to listen to the many, not the few

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@Marionemmie @Joel_Garcia_2 @stoneoreye

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@MM1270643686185 @stoneoreye

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@WWG1WGA_QQ

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@LukeCageinDC202 Pretty fucked up when the people they're boycotting support their boycott.

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@KariLake Still sucking his ass, ah?

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@JustTheTweets17 Seen better acting in my wife's Lifetime movies and those things are fucking horrible