softteethawareness

Michael Barbaro fan account

[softteethawareness @BulbasaursRus]

the IT guy definitely didn’t get to keep his job on @loveislandusa

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

what if we started critical thoughtmaxxing

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America loves to claim that they are the most advanced nation on earth. like bro up until a year ago when I went to a restaurant I had to SIGN A PHYSICAL BILL.

[LTR @0xLTR]

Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score.

Brush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage.

Step on withings scale, body composition down 0.3%

whoop says my recovery is 41%

sit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal.

oura ring says my HRV dropped while i was pooping

open levels app, glucose spiked from looking at a banana

get in tesla, safety score dropped to 94 because i braked too hard arrive at work

manager says my productivity score is in the 38th percentile

go home, eight sleep starts cooling my bed at 7:43pm without asking

lie in the dark wondering what my existential dread score is

apple watch taps my wrist: "it seems like you're having a hard time. breathe."

[softteethawareness @BulbasaursRus]

Bad bunny had me barking at my television screen

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@screenshotfirst Sent you a DM

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

three wise men? I highly doubt that

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@sl0ane_ranger The modern woman on the go ✨

[softteethawareness @BulbasaursRus]

My prayers have been answered 🙏

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.

The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.

(https://t.co/sdqfKoknXx)

[softteethawareness @BulbasaursRus]

@KylieJenner making music…. What a horrible day to have ears

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Wow I…

[Steve the Beaver @beaversteever]

the worst part about being self-made is having to learn tennis at 30 instead of 8

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@sl0ane_ranger You don’t know that for sure

[softteethawareness @BulbasaursRus]

There is nothing in this world that gives me the ick more than an influencer

[softteethawareness @BulbasaursRus]

Toronto mans

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@actingandageing That’s what I’m saying

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Things that give me the ick:
-labubus
-e-bikes
-frisbee

[softteethawareness @BulbasaursRus]

@actingandageing I was there

[Charlie Light @charliewrich]

The plan?

Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going

[softteethawareness @BulbasaursRus]

“Only losing teams focussed on their failures” shows that @GregAbbott_TX has never played serious sports in his life.

Every high-performing team I’ve been on studied game tape to learn from mistakes and improve under pressure.

#shouldahadsirens

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@sl0ane_ranger You do love a woman scorned