Bulge Temptingly

Lowerer of tones and world class gobshite. Dilettante. Ultracrepidarian. Haunted meat.

[Pop Will Eat Itself - PWEI.40 @pweiofficial]

Final Tickets for our upcoming shows at @MancAcademy (Saturday) & @Islington_AH (October 4th) are available NOW!!
Manchester - https://t.co/hQcpSafZ6H
London - https://t.co/6xTx7Fuz2k

[AllGigs @allgigs]

Manchester! Our #GigOfTheDay is @pweiofficial Pop Will Eat Itself and Gary Clail @Gary_Clail at Manchester Academy @MancAcademy - you can't miss this! Last few tickets >> https://t.co/D9EkFZyinM

[120 Revisted @120Revisited]

‘It’s Kevin’ - BBC2 (2013)
Amish Sex Pistols (Bill Grundy parody)

“Nothing. Rude word. Next question.”

[TheFastShow @TheFastShow1]

#TheFastShow is officially 30 years old today 🎉🎂

[Bulge Temptingly @bulgetemptingly]

@pweiofficial I don't want anyone to miss out on your superb talents - so if anyone has failed secure tickets - two friends have pulled out of a trip to Manchester through a family emergency and I have two tickets available for face value at TicketSwap https://t.co/Q4lMN3cMRC

[Bulge Temptingly @bulgetemptingly]

@pweiofficial @MancAcademy @Islington_AH Calling all Manchester Grebos - missing out on some very metal riffs? Well two of my group have pulled out through a family emergency and there are two spare tickets going begging at face value.
https://t.co/Q4lMN3cMRC

[PIXIES @PIXIES]

Manchester - we are back in town for three sold out shows!

Tonight: Albert Hall, Manchester 🐝

🕖 Set Times:
Doors open: 7pm
@ThePaleWhite: 8pm
PIXIES: 9pm

📸 Ross Stewart

[Bulge Temptingly @bulgetemptingly]

There's a sell-out crowd for the Pixies at Albert Hall Manchester tomorrow, but one of our group can't make it through illness. He's selling his ticket at face value via TicketSwap at https://t.co/SPjcyRkOgt

[Bulge Temptingly @bulgetemptingly]

@PIXIES @thepalewhite Can't wait for tomorrow, we'll be there nice and early. Sadly one of our happy little crew can't make it and so there's a ticket going at face value... https://t.co/SPjcyRkOgt

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

If you say "This isn't the Brexit I voted for", then you didn't know what you were ACTUALLY voting for.

And the Remainers who told you you didn't know what you were voting for, weren't calling you stupid, as the Daily Mail wanted you to think...

They were trying to help you.

[Bulge Temptingly @bulgetemptingly]

@AlunR @mrjimBob Wait. No. It HAS to be a 1987 VW Golf Mark 2. Because I’m sure that I’ve already seen this film.

https://t.co/FYJUN7K5Kh

(Roger Cook does not appear to have been involved. The United Nations were unavailable for comment.)

[Bulge Temptingly @bulgetemptingly]

Paging @mrjimBob, paging @mrjimBob; is there a @mrjimBob in the house?

[Bulge Temptingly @bulgetemptingly]

@giovannigruni @Geoff_McGivern Is the capricide optional, or do I have to throttle a guy for engaging in it before they let me in?

https://t.co/pVR9xQImv8

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

all the why Elon Musk bought Twitter theories are overthinking it.

it’s simple.

Musk is in a right wing filter bubble. he bought Twitter believing their problems were real & that others felt the same

this is what happens when you have a lot of money & live in fantasy land

[Rugby League World Cup 2026 @rugbyleaguewcup]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Lead his country out in a World Cup final.
🏉 Scored England's first try.
🎉 Scored England's match winning try.
🏆 Lifted the Wheelchair Rugby League World Cup trophy.

Tom Halliwell has had a day!

#RLWC2021 | @England_RL @TomHalliwell6

[Tim Peake @astro_timpeake]

What a match! Down to the wire. Huge congratulations to @England_RL on becoming Wheelchair Rugby League World Cup champions 🙌🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿#EnglandRL

[England Rugby League @England_RL]

🏆 The moment #EnglandRL won the World Cup...