Ted Kord

My mentor was a superhero and all I got was this lousy scarab.

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Wait is Captain Atom just Captain Planet but with no clothes? #realtalk

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sometimes I box

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@lastmanhunter don't be depresso

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@Atomic_Captain @DennysDiner

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Sometimes I wish @McDonalds made waffles too

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You remind me of the Booster? What Booster? THE IDIOT ONE.

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J'onn is the worm. He would fucking go. "No I said 'Ello but that's close enough."

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Hogel = Oberon okay #bbwatcheslb

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GLITTER FUCK #bbwatcheslb

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@Atomic_Captain STOP BRAGGIN

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Sometimes I wish I had a dog. A big dog that could sit on Booster.

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I have fought my way here to the castle to get some beans #badgerissarah

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I always jam out to the songs in this movie man. #bbwatcheslb

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Gonna livetweet labyrinth #bowiefanrighthere

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@Deadguy0910 naw I'm just lazy

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@solemanhunter do you feel the bern because of your costume or?

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@Deadguy0910 I don't have a girlfriend #insensitiveghost

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@Deadguy0910 yeah I did! #leavethejlialone

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Why do people always assume I'm joking? I'm serious. STOP LAUGHING

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@Deadguy0910 you are excused