Emile Hummel

Life is before our eyes and beneath our feet, though we have no suspicion of its existence.

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@TrumanEngLing Here's Frannie helping me shred some junk mail. You may have seen or heard of him as that bird in the stroller on campus 😂

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@tianmiimii Chop chop chop.
I cut my hair short like 5 years ago and I am growing or back out for the first time. Well, half of it anyway.

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@youresoloud I slept until 1 pm, ate some vegetables, and gave my bird a shower.

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Is this a dumb thing to get annoyed by Why can't we get the Lost/Found thing right on pet forums? Lost: I have lost my pet. Found: I have found someone else's pet. If a person is scrolling through posts looking for one about their pet they may scroll passed ones that say "Lost"

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#NewProfilePic

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#VoteGMM @streamys

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I was a little embarrassed thinking about my bf going to pick up our take out in pj-pants until I saw all of these crazy dudes in khaki shorts when it's 28°F.

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The stress of one's final college semester makes you do weird stuff.
Like blast Christmas music while planning out your outfits for the next 2 weeks so you can pack the rest of your clothes.
Pretty sure this is what they call productive procrastinating.

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@youresoloud My GPS always says traffic circle. I usually call it a roundabout.

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Sometimes I can't believe this beautiful boy is really in my life.
#birb #HarveyDarveyDent https://t.co/boCSW8CUuw

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@tianmiimii Her laughs are so on point. I'm also just in love with the fact that she's basically a Techno-swing villain.

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@MirzaPolo Save a click... Link to the kids YouTube the 15 minute video will show you everything better than this mine field of ads...
https://t.co/EC73urDnXS

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Sometimes we set goals for ourselves and we achieve them. Other times we cry our eyes out watching The Fosters finale while eating Chinese food. It's called balance.

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@AmazingPhil I took a dna test, turns out I'm not sure if I can make it to the meeting tonight.

Omg ....This is the most ME thing ever 😂

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@markiplier My bird wants to join the podcast...

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Learned how to write my name in Germanic runes. Fun fact: the runes are primarily angular because they were carved using knives. Curves are pretty tricky to pull off that way..

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@dsquintana @hertzpodcast How about credit the owner of the video 😘

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I just got a robo call in Mandarin. Wish I knew what it said beyond "Ni hao" 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I don't think Starbucks could have picked a better spokesperson to convince me to drink Nitro cold brew 😂