the works

i smoked too much weed and threw up in a chipotle bathroom and all i got was this twitter account

just screaming into the void ignore me

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

if i could go back to 14 yr old me i wouldnt give him estrogen i would shoot him point blank in the face to spare him from this hell and i think more of you agree with me than want to admit

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

Gay minion who prefers the fragrant subtlety of the asian pear to its peers garish banana

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

this is me as fuckkkkkkkk

[latke @latkedelrey]

i think some people don’t recognize their manipulative tendencies because they’re just like. a terrified animal desperate to make the fear or discomfort stop at all costs. that’s the mechanism behind the not smart manipulator i think and it feels genuine so it’s harder to resist

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

oh my fucking god why is my jaw so square ewwwwwww

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

The harmonica player in my aunt and uncles band just took a 15 minute solo and ended it like this

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

OHMY FUCKING GOD I LOVE MY STATE I LOVE MY STATE I LOVE MY STATE MY LIFE IS ABLUT TO BE BEAUTIFUL

[Woke Ann Richards @WokeAnnUpdates]

A lot of people don’t appreciate how this could upend American politics

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

@fruitwithnop @wiz_mud you are so entitled you cant imagine that the point of a game is anything other than being a good return on investment for artistic and creative leeches like yourself, you are a dopamine slave who refuses to do the bare minimum to support the art you take for granted

[coffee @eventualforever]

one zoomer thing i don’t get is the total fixation with lore. i get people now want every single thing explained to them all the time but it’s so boring to me to watch some new movie and immediately demand an entire history of that world and leave no room for wonder or mystery

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

it feels like a lot of people care about the clothes i wear and where i stand at a venue more than they care about listening to the music

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

youre not really mad at yourself for living in the moment and internalizing that experience, youre mad that death is a matter of course for all living beings, and its okay to be upset because its not fair. not every disaster can be prepared for

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

i see this sentiment all the time, the truth is even if there was a picture it would only have a fraction of the emotional weight. often i see this regret over not having a picture of someone who passed and it's always just a cast shadow of the looming loss of a loved one

[Highbacca @XWnHIST]

I did exactly this when choosing not get a picture of my mom holding my son as we watched fireworks at Disneyworld and then cried so hard I had snot running down my face when there was no picture of that to use at her funeral.

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

guy who gets dysphoric over not having ceulite its over for me im going to freak out

[🤡Bouncy🤡 @bouncyclown]

Random fact about cellulite but it’s a secondary sex characteristic! And because of this it’s found in almost all women (over 85-98%)

The reason why fewer men see this is because their connective tissue runs crisscross and holds fat differently

[Pearl 🍉 @pearl_ow3]

need my pussy ate but i have this stupid ass penis

[Dan Druff @spoonfulofglass]

People listen to shitty music because they don't even know how to listen to music. They're doing it wrong. That's why their taste fucking sucks

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

im hearing straight edge includes not setting off fireworks during fire watch

[giant fucking katydid @eveerwilson]

@regulardanigirl LET A GIRL DO THIS TO ME ONCE AND SHE PUT ME IN DRAG MAKEUP. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE PROPAGANDISTS.

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

"watch makeup tutorials" the idea of voteuristically looking at a makeup tutorial makes me want to disembowel myself. now what

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

i did makeup one time years ago and looked like a crossie im not putting myself through that guantanomo bay psychological torture again

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

trans or nah u gotta go thru what teenage girls went through when experimenting with makeup. Mama u gotta practice thats all there is to it. A baddie isnt made in a day and 8 makeup video tutorials.

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

my music taste is nowhere near good or niche enough for me to ever post a topster, genuinely all the ones ive created are generational slander and libel i can never let see the light of day

[swiss-army-wife(elaina)🏳️‍⚧️ @elliejellyjs]

This is the exact train of thought I went through when I realized I was trans. It's a horrible but interesting feeling. There's so little of us, and I just happened to be one of them.. It's mind boggling

[the works @bumpkinbatchboi]

someone stole my debit card lmao have fun bro i just paid rent 😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️