cory

he/him

[cory @bumtendo]

it’s gonna be so sad when me and my children go to heaven and their mother isnt there...

[cory @bumtendo]

@SlamCustoms Hey would love to message you about a controller but i have to be verified to dm 😭😭

[cory @bumtendo]

@PeterDaTweeter8 you are LITERALLY a MORON! I was there when the blind got sided, think before you tweet IDIOT

[cory @bumtendo]

i spent days workshopping this tweet and get 1 fucking like!? r u kidding me?

[cory @bumtendo]

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[cory @bumtendo]

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[cory @bumtendo]

@osseauthegod this lowkey kinda cool😳😳
thanks for sharing!!

[cory @bumtendo]

@osseauthegod

[cory @bumtendo]

@osseauthegod 3

[cory @bumtendo]

@payce

[cory @bumtendo]

Im getting hard just thinking about this mike

[cory @bumtendo]

Gay Seinfeld:

Whats the deal with all these penises making me horny?

[cory @bumtendo]

got my foot stool privileges revoked cause i looked too comfortable at work

[cory @bumtendo]

@TlDDIES sooo you gonna tell us??

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

13: I'm going to get a really cool car when im older & have my own family
30: I could probably live off my savings for 6 months without working & then just kill myself when I run out

[cory @bumtendo]

@strawberrygeli i cant even remember now lol was that the person that wanted to be a girl?

[cory @bumtendo]

@taypaywill muscle weighs more than fat

[cory @bumtendo]

why were so many 2000s movie posters just the main characters cut out standing above the title with a white background

[cory @bumtendo]

@dappalappa yes but chill

[cory @bumtendo]

@osseauthegod i wasnt talking to you lucass

[cory @bumtendo]

asked madi if it would be cringe to post a picture of myself and she said,

“isnt your whole thing being cringe.”