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[tori ݁ ˖ ⊹ @wigglefruits]

i use to wash my pube hairs with shampoo and conditioner and brush them with a comb cause i thought thats what you were suppose to do and no one ever told me otherwise

[payce @payce]

@4theluvofkez cake and candles 🙏💯

[Gus @Nobummmer]

I always liked fire ants growing up because they mapped neatly to my childhood worldview. Of course there would be a fire type version of ants that are red and are even more powerful than regular ants.

[payce @payce]

@Pixel_Perfect69 🤯

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Doctor called my prostate a love letter to the genre

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

You could be my black Elizabeth Holmes tonight

[payce @payce]

@lebantineala you’re kinda on to something but tbh I truly think killua gay asl

[payce @payce]

@fishinghookgirl Sammie’s probably the funniest person ever

[Nightsky @BlueBirdy_Asa]

I thought Asa Mitaka turned the heat up on you bitches

[ryansindoors @ryansindoors]

White man in the groceries isle: May I help you sir.

Me: Im just browsing *chuckles to myself* browsing for things to steal...

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

The rapper who survived getting stabbed in the neck is named “Lucki”

[payce @payce]

@danghentschel wait that’s actually cool

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[payce @payce]

@chrollogay maybe the pay periods didn’t line up with when you started and that moneys gonna be in your next paycheck?

[payce @payce]

@MidamultitooI @myluckymop I could give a fuck how much it costs (the amount of which is negligible to them) I shouldn’t lose access to a game I bought for an arbitrary reason that has nothing to do with me

[payce @payce]

@ryansindoors what about moves that can target more than one

[payce @payce]

@DetectivEsse It would only take like 10 pokemon to beat a billion lions

[payce @payce]

@lledrok Poli line is goated u don’t know what ur talking about

[payce @payce]

@bumtendo yo but if there's a dragonborn that means... dragon...

my man 🤝😂