Miss Chia Ferris

She/Her. 30. Bi.
Confused, Tired, and H I L A R I O U S.
Smut, Cats, and Sharing the Shitposting that is 90% of the Communication in My Marriage.

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

@subaru_usa I am a simple woman who only wants two things in a car:
1. #Moonroof
2. Key Ignition

#NoPushStart

[𝓰𝓲𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓭🌙 @yungbaje]

HIM used to put on a pair of these at 11am and go antagonize three kindergarteners

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

Urgent thought: The Picture of Dorian Gray but the picture is a #TrampStamp he gets on his own back.
#NonsenseAndShenanigans #OscarWilde #Literature #ThePictureOfDorianGray #Tattoo #LiterarySluts #Genius

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

@nicobloodlust WE'LL SWITCH

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

Listen, @thredUP, I just want to #thrift and #vibe, so I'm just gonna fling this referral link into the void and see if the void clicks.
#ThredUP #OnlineThrifting #Bingo #Secondhand
https://t.co/dEkuPZmRNS

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

I sure do love paying extra fees only to not even get all the food I paid for! /s

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

Hi, @bjsrestaurants! This evening, I ordered #delivery from one of your locations, with a #Pizookie trio!
Except all that arrived was...🥁 JUST COOKIES. No toppings or ice cream!
Can't blame @DoorDash either! The delivery was fine, items just weren't packed in the first place!

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

@lizzo Not me playing "Where The Hell My [insert latest object I put down and immediately lost to the void]"
#NonsenseAndShenanigans #LIZZO #ObjectPermanenceWho #ADHD #Phone #CarKeys #EarbudCase #SleepCap #Glasses #Wallet #Socks #TheListGoesOn

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

@reapersun_art !! A priceless artifact!!

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

@JuliaLepetit So much LOVE.
SHE'S OVERFLOWING.

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

@sikaketsu Very hardcore of them.

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

@_DivineOmen_ Okay, but what the actual fuck.

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[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

Such a powerful and moving speaker.

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

@mtoartnsfw Okay, but have you ever gone to do something you're really confident you're good at, and just fucked it up so, so badly?
And you just 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

@MlNDMELD He's Baby. Give him time.

[Tulsa Zoo @TulsaZoo]

Have you ever seen sloth ears? If not, now you have.

[Miss Chia Ferris @bunchan529]

Cats are cats ❤️❤️❤️

[Tulsa Zoo @TulsaZoo]

Our fierce jaguar, Ixchel, recently turned 19 years old! Here's a behind-the-scenes look at the party. 🎉

📷: Jenna Schmidt