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shut up

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Going sober but still eating deli meats so it doesn’t count

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@isaacturnersong Um it’s Sundays

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It is not uncommon that I do a litle fart at work 😏

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@yugopnik @theneedledrop We have other stuff too

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They should have spit buckets on the streets

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Reading used books is so funny bc it’s the most braindead annotations for about 60 pages and then you’re free

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What happened last night gemological institute of Americally speaking can never happen again

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What happened last night car alarmologically speaking can never happen again

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@UpdatingOnRome @BarstoolNate We are chalrie Kirk 🤘🏻🤘🏻

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@UpdatingOnRome @shinobu_books We are chalrie Kirk 🤘🏻🤘🏻

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the problem with overcoats is you’re only crop-dusting yourself

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gerund would be such a beautiful name for a boy

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How can I look up whether or not my blood pressure reading is epic or not. Like is there a leaderboard

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@CaryKelly11 Is it poop

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mfw im following up

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“hey! just bumping this in case you didn’t see it!”

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O fuck I’m becoming

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i had a dream we were all going to Beanstock

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@Senn_Spud @iamjasonlevin Dogpenis University

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YouTube ads are getting out of hand but what they did not account for is my indomitable spirit

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@RightNow_Bloom Foreskin reclamation program