Alyssa

[𝓚 ❤︎ @misskerrington]

being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn.
everyone’s like. that wasn’t even funny. like okay whatever. i’m the most joyous one here

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Ngl, adult friendships require grace. People are very busy. People are healing. People are growing. People are taking time for self care just like you. Less communication isn't less love. Check in not out.

[ꉂ૮˵˃ ꈊ ˂˵ა (they/them) @em0dads_]

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

[roy @roymcroh]

giving ur partner alone time and space would solve so many issues. some of y’all are just so obsessed with this idea of being up under someone 24/7.. suffocation makes things expire at a faster rate. relax and just be by yourself. it’s okay to maintain ur individuality.

[jynx @jynxbby]

me listening to him talk about literally anything

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

G STFUUUUUU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[✨ @NitaDear]

I absolutely could not date someone with a seafood allergy. You don’t even make sense I’m sorry.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[MIA @miakanaiko]

notice how i get plastered and don’t drunk text Anybody from my past cuz they no longer exist to me and i couldn’t even spare them a thought when i am intoxicated and vulnerable

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When I bring up an issue or concern, now you wanna bring up every issue you have with me instead of listening

[goth princess @RiscoKerm]

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy” you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
- how you fumbled me
- that one time you fumbled a bad bitch
- how you fumbled a beautiful beautiful girl like what is wrong with you

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I said I hate men not my man

[🎰 @dabityboy]

my friends weird af why everybody pregnant but them

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

idc if i'm the villain in your story cuz you're a bumfuck loser in mine lmao

[Rowdy @rowdypavlov]

I call my girl Little Caesars because she the extra most bestest

[danaka @wifeoftoast]

being 24 is fun because you make friends and you have no idea they’re 32

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

thick thighs are all fun and games until you wear shorts and have to keep pulling them down cause your thighs are trying to fucking EAT THEM

[dreamiest @pabloescobands]

Kissing someone that knows how to tongue kiss is like waking up and drinking water at 3am