J✨

you can’t fire me, i don’t work in this van

[J✨ @burch__please]

How can you say men and women are equal when 90% of women’s pants don’t have pockets

[mada$y 💞 @madasyyyy]

me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

there should be a vaccine for anxiety

[J✨ @burch__please]

everyone’s head is gonna turn in casa amor, no survivors #LoveIsland

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I'm gonna need Biden to just start doing some off the wall executive orders. Like just start doing shit.

Wake up tomorrow and just say guns are illegal, give everyone $45k, and make the national anthem "Levitating" by Dua Lipa. Just get shit done.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Planned Parenthood isn't killing children. You're thinking of the NRA.

[J✨ @burch__please]

@daniellelahm @rach5060 let’s get to casa amor baby!!!

[J✨ @burch__please]

the casting team of love island UK season 8 should be canned

[J✨ @burch__please]

i’m becoming more and more concerned for how many of my core memories are scenes from spongebob

[J✨ @burch__please]

super pumped that i just had to delete my period tracking app. i fucking hate it here.

[J✨ @burch__please]

@JoeBiden you gonna do something or just pretend voting americans voted to put the justices on the bench? less talk more action.

[J✨ @burch__please]

@coliwobbles you are looking fiiiiiine af, my man!!!! 😍

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

Stop being the one who makes all the effort. Sit back and let the ship sink.

[NPR @NPR]

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is set to sign a bill on Monday allowing teachers to carry guns in class after 24 hours of training, despite opposition from teachers and police. https://t.co/H529oQQTFA

[Gavi Begtrup @GaviBegtrup]

I’m running for State House to replace the guy who wrote the permitless concealed carry bill that goes into effect today in Ohio. No training, no screening.

Can you retweet and follow to help us get to 10k followers and flip this seat?

[Erie Siobhan 🇺🇸 erienoteerie.bsky.social @ErieNotEerie]

Gas is $8 a gallon in Canada. Last I checked, Joe Biden wasn’t President there. So tell me how high gas prices are all his fault.

[Becca G @beccagreenberg_]

Women may friend-zone men but men mommy-zone women and that’s worse imo

[J✨ @burch__please]

@matthew_kist you mfs remember buying rold gold pretzels for 50cents and saving the rest of your lunch money for natty lights 🫣