Rachel Ortiz

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

[sweetserialpisces @SerialPisces]

pisces duality is waking up on time but laying in bed until you're late.

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

White Lotus is the only thing keeping me going right now

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

Housewives is really the gift that keeps on giving.

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

@LilBigSpoon_ @brad_stank I know this Caleb v well

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Housewives are like I literally loathe everything about this person but you know what I’m going to invite her on this trip

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

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[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

Me in bed at 6:30am this morning waking up and immediately listening to #MidnightsTaylorSwift in its entirety

[delia @delia_cai]

In my Alaskan bear era (eating a lot of salmon, sleeping increasingly more, snacking on berries n honey, snarling at strangers)

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

Cure for Sunday scaries = Billy Joel

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

Ok #HouseOfTheDragon …you’ve got my attention

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

me at a restaurant I didn’t want to go to after saying “im literally down for wherever”

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

Nothing like the smell of Costco on a Sunday

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

The way I forget how Love Island has an absolute hold on me all summer.

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

@daniellelahm @burch__please Nooooooo

[Jessica Chastain @jes_chastain]

Happy “Independence” Day from me and my reproductive rights.

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

The thing about me is if I bring snacks in the car for a road trip I will be eating those snacks 5 minutes into the drive.

[Rachel Ortiz @rach5060]

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