burdnuts

sleepy, dreaming, armchair traveler

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I dreamt I owned a building with a pizzeria in it. Arcade and all. I lived upstairs and just lived off the pizza rent. It was fantastic.

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I wish I was better, but I guess getting older means getting worse.

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@JeremyClarkson finishing up season 3 of Clarkson’s Farm. I don’t think I’ve laughed so much or been so educated simultaneously. Look forward to more!

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I’m thinking this a better opportunity for shenanigans.

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@dudeitscasey Yes

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@dudeitscasey Hi

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@dudeitscasey Me

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Happy Sunday.

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I’ve reached the age of recording The Price is Right in order to watch later.

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America has the dumbest people on the planet.

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Sun Teeth Live from Wembley https://t.co/0T8Z4omcKV via @YouTube

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Doyle Hargraves Band https://t.co/bz5x4J6nkx via @YouTube

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Check out Pearlmania500's video! #TikTok https://t.co/mBEk6on8kq

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#NewProfilePic

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It’s definitely a $30 bag of Chinese day. #daylightsavingstimecansuckit.

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I woke up and there was cheese everywhere! EVERYWHERE!

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Nap days

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George is my spirit animal totem.

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I dreamt my cat was a worm and his face fell off. It was terrifying.

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Just tell people you appreciate them now and then.

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#dereksays Be kind.