jac

Thespian, paperback writer, aspiring beat, militant lover, classical liberal, sneaker-head, he/him.

[jac @burfordlad]

Senator, thank you for your welcome thoughts during these troubled times.

Quick note: A RUBBLE OF HUMAN REMAINS CANNOT 'ROLL'. Worse. Idiom. Ever.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Slotkin: "Trump loves to say 'peace through strength.' That's actually a line he stole from Ronald Reagan. But let me tell you, after the spectacle that just took place in the Oval Office last week, Reagan must be rolling in his grave...Trump would have lost us the Cold War."

[jac @burfordlad]

Ok what sick fuck spiked this veterans' McLatte

[jac @burfordlad]

Anyone got any home remedies for the syph? Ta.

[jac @burfordlad]

If you ask me, we need to be developing a vaccine against the blogging epidemic that is currently ravaging this country’s graduate population.

[jac @burfordlad]

Do I need psychoanalysis if I have this recurring nightmare in which i wipe and wipe but the shit doesn’t stop coming #sisypheanshite

[jac @burfordlad]

Just found out this mf an Aardvark

[jac @burfordlad]

@neiltweets27 He was a cracking local MP for Witney West, I’ll tell you that

[jac @burfordlad]

Red-pilled pussies be like ‘Frailty, thy name is woman’ - but when shit hits the fan irl they’re crying for the teddy bear they lost on a train travelling from Whimple to Lyme Regis in 1993. Gods sake man! Ditch the widgets and gizmos, put on a suit and tie and get a f***** life!

[jac @burfordlad]

Ironic narcissism is still narcissism #proverb

[jac @burfordlad]

Nepotistically referring your fourth arts-degree mate into the same PR internship - call that humanities centipede

[jac @burfordlad]

You know you’ve passed your social peak when you only get pornographic bots requesting to follow you on Instagram #kms

[jac @burfordlad]

Favourite war poet? Gotta be Siegfried Baboon.

[jac @burfordlad]

@cummer_sault Thanks for the premise x

[jac @burfordlad]

If DC was set in UK/Europe, Batman would be from Surrey, Joker is French, Penguin a Geordie, Robin a scouser, Catwoman just moved from Islington to Berlin, Mr Freeze is Russian, Bane is Hungarian, and the Riddler is Cornish. Thoughts?

[jac @burfordlad]

@neiltweets27 Nah Cornish cos no one gives a shit about anarchism and Cornish nationalism

[jac @burfordlad]

A mango is essentially a gay avocado. Very open to any rebuttal on this subject matter btw.

[jac @burfordlad]

Ahhhh, life on the conveyor belt sure is fine #sinister

[jac @burfordlad]

Shia LaBron