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shitpofting

[jac @burfordlad]

Red-pilled pussies be like ‘Frailty, thy name is woman’ - but when shit hits the fan irl they’re crying for the teddy bear they lost on a train travelling from Whimple to Lyme Regis in 1993. Gods sake man! Ditch the widgets and gizmos, put on a suit and tie and get a f***** life!

[jac @burfordlad]

Red-pilled pussies be like ‘Frailty, thy name is woman’ - but when shit hits the fan irl they’re crying for the teddy bear they lost on a train travelling from Whimple to Lyme Regis in 1993. Gods sake man! Ditch the widgets and gizmos, put on a suit and tie and get a f***** life!

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

If you think the Irish are doing well at all the Movie awards this year, wait until this wins Best Picture next year.

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

@burfordlad Don’t be a boob?

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

@burfordlad oh nice tweet bro great comic originality certainly isn’t stolen from our oft-sordid texts

[VVO)))LFMAN @TheWolfman]

Brendan Gleeson is an incredible actor, so do we think he accidentally or intentionally read the stage direction "sarcastic" after his line...two separate times

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

The President of France, Emmanuel Macron has blamed “Video Games and Bad Parenting” for the Mass Riots that have been ongoing across the Country for over 3 Nights.

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

Worst stones album of all time

[Angus Colwell @AngusColwell]

feeling 22

[Angus Colwell @AngusColwell]

feeling 22

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

@OTJND00 @mrbartanulla Yeah, but he went back on-tempo for the big singalong ones like Brianstorm and Pretty Visitors, so not a total diva move.

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

Yeah- his voice was gone but the crowd could tell that he was saving it for the good bits- choruses, best lines etc. He was also singing a bit off-tempo, either as a sort of fuck you to the singalong crowd or literally just because his voice was gone. Even so, still a great 2hrs

[Jay @JibbaJabb]

Rick Astley on drum duty covering AC/DC #Glastonbury

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

Was talking to a lovely geordie couple next to me about Newcastle and the beaches of the Northeast. Halfway through the set their mate turns up, does a bump of coke and gives an unrelated child a flare. Truly two sides to the toon.

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

Jolene is my #2 as well. Dolly opened it like ‘when I wrote this sawng, my husband was this big strappin man and I was terrified someone would steal him away. I see him now on his la-Z-boy and I think: Jolene, where are you now?’

[Angus Colwell @AngusColwell]

Dua Lipa’s favourite Glastonbury performances below. Think Radiohead in 1997 were the best, also Radiohead in 2003 and Radiohead in 2017 top drawer too.

[Angus Colwell @AngusColwell]

Dua Lipa’s favourite Glastonbury performances below. Think Radiohead in 1997 were the best, also Radiohead in 2003 and Radiohead in 2017 top drawer too.

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

I prefer matty healy

[jac @burfordlad]

Best joke ever joked:

“What’s the last thing you want to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ‘I’m not Willie Nelson.’”

[jac @burfordlad]

Best joke ever joked:

“What’s the last thing you want to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ‘I’m not Willie Nelson.’”

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

Greatest thread on this here website

[Archie Henderson @archiehench]

1900s - The Wright Brothers, Ten Feet High Club

[Archie Henderson @archiehench]

1900s - The Wright Brothers, Ten Feet High Club

[Cummersault @cummer_sault]

@burfordlad