@burgerfarts4 Me as a magician:
Me: check your pocket
Volunteer: um where the hell is my watch?
Me: Iโm a magician
Volunteer: are you jorkin my penits give me back my watch
Me as a magician:
Me: check your pocket
Volunteer: um my watch isnโt in there
Me: check your other pocket
Volunteer: not there either
Me: now check my eBay listings
Me as a magician:
Me: check your pocket
Volunteer: um my watch isnโt in there
Me: what about your other pocket?
Volunteer: not there either
Me: aw damn