@burgerfarts4 Me as a magician:
Me: check your pocket
Volunteer: um where the hell is my watch?
Me: Iβm a magician
Volunteer: are you jorkin my penits give me back my watch
to any boys at the eras tour in cincinnati, the the girl in the blue dress and white boots has a boyfriend, me, so please be courteous and donβt even look at her, thank you.