loda

i was put on earth to spread false information and twitter was placed in my petite woman hands🫰🏻 BAM BAM BAM

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

i fuck with your gay faggot aura so bad bro

[loda @partymaster48]

When I reach for you it’s just the super plus

[loda @partymaster48]

3 redbulls, a cigarette, and forgetting u already took ur medicine so u take it twice really does catch up to u at night

[loda @partymaster48]

Every couple of years yall try to bring back hamboning.

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.

[loda @partymaster48]

IM HAVIFN A PANIC ATTACK SEND THE AMBULANCE oh no im fine IM GONNA THROW. UP. MY BODYIS FREEZING UP wait im over it lowkey false alarm I CANT SEE IM SO SCARED IM PANICINF IM PANICING wait im sober literally clear headed asf OMG IM TRIPPINg ON MELATONIN SOMEJNE SEDATE ME

[loda @partymaster48]

Wawawawa goo goo manga wang dang

[cheeseburgergamer27 @burgerfarts4]

I’m gunna squirp my pands

[loda @partymaster48]

She Party on my pooper

[mango @mangobaby19]

@burgerfarts4 Me as a magician:
Me: check your pocket
Volunteer: um where the hell is my watch?
Me: I’m a magician
Volunteer: are you jorkin my penits give me back my watch

[cheeseburgergamer27 @burgerfarts4]

Me as a magician:
Me: check your pocket
Volunteer: um my watch isn’t in there
Me: check your other pocket
Volunteer: not there either
Me: now check my eBay listings

[Duolingo @duolingo]

sungay
mongay
tuesgay
wednesgay
thursgay
frigay
saturgay

[cheeseburgergamer27 @burgerfarts4]

Hi Kylie

[loda @partymaster48]

Haven’t read it, but this hamlet guy kinda sounds like a major bitch

[loda @partymaster48]

Chicken sandwicj

[loda @partymaster48]

Brownies are so good why would I ever eat anything else

[loda @partymaster48]

How long am I supposed to wait for my food before I start sighing really loud

[loda @partymaster48]

Chicken sanswitch

[loda @partymaster48]

@danni_parrish The cats in its cage

[loda @partymaster48]

Sorry if you’re a victim of your girlfriend flirting w me. She can’t help it👅