Melissa Mann

Devotee of the 4 food groups: burgers, tacos, pizza, and crispy fried potatoes. Unsurprisingly, diabetic. Denim fanatic. Boot junkie. Classical liberal. Mom.

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

@wendyriker I am tunic and back brace years old.

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

My husband is screaming and writhing in pain in the Mission Hospital ER in Asheville. We’ve been here for two hours and he has not been seen. #HCA, this is worst ER I’ve ever experienced.

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

ONE LINE open at @RalphsGrocery in Chatsworth. The overworked cashier is nasty tempered. Do better, @RalphsGrocery.

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

#LAX #carmageddon : a full hour on Sepulveda between Manchester and Westchester Parkway. Less than 1/4 mile!

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

Chupacabra 30-50
Que los rebeldes portaban
Y decian los federales
Que con ella no mataban
#feralhogs #loslobos

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

@reasonrat Now we know why no one wants to trade lunches with KMW's own rugrats.

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

@RichardAbowitz My truth: unless my driver is named Mohammad, every Uber driver I've ever had in Vegas has been driving under the influence of something. One even had a crackpipe stuffed in the cup holder. Car was clean, and she was friendly!

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

@edkrayewski His work was seriously kickass. May his memory always be for a blessing.

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

#reason David Nott celebrating #schoolchoice and keeping warm in his Woobie! #NSCW2018 #reasonpolicy

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

@passthejoe Anything new? We're a couple of blocks away.

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

Hey @ClairolColor! Wrong tube! My hair wants to be brown, not blonde. Box mixup alert! #brunette #roottouchup

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

#ceidinner

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

Tungsten is not spelled "tungston". #ceidinner

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

C'mon @waze -- here in LA's crush of traffic, left turns across major streets are fine if there's a light. Otherwise, it ain't happening.

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

Hey @GeorgiaPacific! Any insight into this weird piece of plastic embedded in my triple-ply?

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

Glad to be home.

[Blue @playingblue]

An incredible night of music by @iamclintmansell. My partner for the night: @burgerpundit… https://t.co/KZfEGfyF17

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

To quote Amy Schumer: "Don't judge me, fuckers...I'm just fine. My friends are awesome, my apartment is sick, and I have a great job."

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

Just posted a photo @ Pace Laurel Canyon https://t.co/BseBzmc0hT

[Melissa Mann @burgerpundit]

@AFineMess69 I know Joey and Norman well, and have heard lots of stories about the crazy Valleyheart days! I send lots of love your way!