Tom

Jack of all trades, master of none.

[Tom @burkardi]

@Globalstats11 O3
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@lids I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

[Tom @burkardi]

@TheChauffeurX @sheetnwinch You are aware that this video is mirrored and is actually showing the driver's side of the vehicle and not the passenger's side, right? This was proven in court. You are not looking at the "broken taillight".

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@SylviaZeee @CJohn50641 @KYMaverick1 That is literally what causation is. What you are saying is that this guy is going to be allowed to say that the wounds on his arm were not inflicted or CAUSED by a dog biting it.

[Tom @burkardi]

@_mark @AmericanReg1 @AdamSchiff All I did was point out that the article that you reposted was false. When I first saw the article you posted, I actually read it to see if it was click bait instead of blindly believing everything I see on the internet. How am I missing the point?

[Tom @burkardi]

@_mark @AmericanReg1 @AdamSchiff You may want to do some research. Dumbass...

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@chris__bot @Lee_Sainsbury @weremansonofyar @elonmusk

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@JamesPTall @anitaklab @Morbidful It's almost as if more than one bullet was fired at him...

[Tom @burkardi]

@rowemedic @defense_diaries If you listened to any of the testimony, they ALL drove that way. That yard isn't big, and if there was any snow on the ground, the headlights would absolutely show the contrast of a body on that lawn. Some stated that there weren't any other vehicles there blocking their view.

[Tom @burkardi]

@rowemedic @defense_diaries https://t.co/O2dpryhiIV

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@Pickpowers @factsdontlie10 @ourx_vault @DoctorTurtleboy

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@Gavyn413 @Jared_Carrabis

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

For 10 million dollars I’ll stand on your front lawn myself in a white bathrobe with a big hose, smoking a cigar and drinking a beer. This is a special discounted limited one time offer good til Christmas Day.

[Tom @burkardi]

@Pun33thifi3d @Wise1014 😳

[Jason Kates @Jason_Kates]

FINAL: Pope Francis 3, New Trier 0.

The @PFcardinals are 2021 @usahockey HS Division I national champions.

[Tom @burkardi]

@Wise1014 @WWEonFOX @WWE In no particular order as well. Ric Flair, Randy Savage, Chris Jericho, Paul Heyman.

[TOUR Championship @TOURChamp]

Hey @AdamSandler, if this gets 10K retweets, will you come play 18 holes with us at the end of August?

We take a lot of pride in having you as the 1996 Tour Championship winner 😅

[Tom @burkardi]

@Wise1014 @WWENetwork @undertaker

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@GolfDigest The water, I'm definitely hitting the water.

[Tom @burkardi]

@TreeHouseBrewCo A really colorful centrifuge?