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I like soup

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I miss my nipple ring.

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Something is wrong in my brain rn. I just cried watching Legally Blonde.

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Feeling weird rn.

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I love Colman Domingo's voice.

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The bartender changed the TV from Mr Bean to Sailor Moon and while I am not upset, put some respect on MR Bean.

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@mondayaddams_ With you on this one!

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Enemy of the State is an amazing movie.

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They'd kick me out of work in an office so fast. I fart way too much.

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My girlfriend is so hot. I love that shit.

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Holy shit. I love soup.

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Stanley Tucci kinda sexy frfr

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I fuck with windows 97 background. Whatever that is.

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New celeb crush is Meg Stalter. That bish is the real deal.

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Been eating a lot of hot dogs recently. Mustard will always be the superior condiment.

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@itsaribitch Hell yeah.

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@itsaribitch @BGanch Hell yes. Love y'all.

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@mondayaddams_ Nice April fools joke meg

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@mondayaddams_ Come thru

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How else am I supposed to get uppies??

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I hate how people say they don't kiss and tell. Like hell yes I hooked up with a woman who is at least 6 inches taller than me this weekend.