Ben Byrne

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

@Game_Of_Tone Too much variation based on how you are using it

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

@mmmtravis Been living it since '04

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

@Game_Of_Tone Not a movie but Ahsoka also meets the bar

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

I often hear people confusing @Waymo with Cruise. The difference is stark.

Waymo navigated three construction zones, went around a parked garbage truck, and avoided a stranded Cruise vehicle all on my way to work today. It's a legitimately great driver.

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

@Waymo @iHeartRadio Loving this already!

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

Join me on HelloFax. It's the easiest way to sign and send documents online -

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

@WanDinston Caci O.E. Pepe

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

Planning my trip to Calistoga- staying at Solage. Here's a perk for friends and family: https://t.co/de5mNY9Rkd @SolageCalistoga

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

I know ragging on announcers is #basic and lame, but it is legitimately difficult to listen to Phil Simms #TNF

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

I want to #wanderthewest with @hipcampers. If you want to, go here: http://t.co/gbgQNFBk5r

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Make it so RT @SirPatStew: USA...USA...USA.

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

Disneyland is the capital of questionable parenting.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I'd rather get cruise ship diarrhea than a Pandora charm bracelet from Jared.

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

@ERHinman @Peterdanclement consider it your first of many gifts

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

.@ERHinman you'd better tell @Peterdanclement to start getting in shape before it's too late #hinments2015

[Paige @PeachCoffin]

NEW CONTRACTIONS
p'orn -popcorn
a'ss -abyss
c'um -chrysanthemum
an'al -animated special
cl'it -clarinet exhibit
crem'pie -cremated hippie

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

If u die in a Hollister u die in real life

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

$50 says there was a late-night call last week between the F-35 project team and Putin, which concluded with the phrase "everybody wins!"

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

"Wesleyan is the Harvard of central Connecticut."
"Yale is the Harvard of central Connecticut."
"You had that locked and loaded didn't ya?"

[Ben Byrne @burnben]

Hey! @NBA All Star game! Great job if you are trying to be the worst possible combination of excitement and relevance. #whatisdefense