Drunk Predator Drone

Unmanned Alcoholic Vehicle, keeping the world safe for...well...not really keeping it safe, per se. [email protected]

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

...bunch of borscht-gargling, up-jumped muzhiks think they can get away with using a goddamn Sukhoi to skunk-spray avgas at a robot who's got more confirmed kills than the NKVD...

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

@LauraHuu @laraseligman @Gerjon_ @US_EUCOM trying to figure out why "perkele" means

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

@JackMurphyRGR jack, we have all seen Independence Day, we know we need the Marine Corps to deal with this problem

[Olivier Knox @OKnox]

[Meanwhile, at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ariz.)
"You're *absolutely sure* that *everyone* can read the 'Goodyear' on the side of my blimp, right? Absolutely *100%* certain? From far away?"

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

We need to call on an expert who has dealt with this before

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

guys, we have shot down our third UFO in as many days and the Super Bowl is starting soon, I feel like I have seen this goddamn movie

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

@Doctrine_Man YESSSSSSSSSS

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

We all know what needs to be done to take down the balloon

[Crispin Burke @CrispinBurke]

No. Stop this.

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

You guys remember when our own big dumb balloon got loose over Aberdeen Proving Ground and the Pennsylvania State Police had to take it down with a damn Mossberg? Those were the days, man.

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

@chrisalbon @smsaideman every once in a while, when the atmospheric currents are right

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

@chrisalbon @smsaideman you rang

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

Well, this was fun while it lasted.

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

ngl this drone-folk shit slaps
https://t.co/8xE3y2nHb4

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

Well, guess that takes me out of the running.

[Peter Alexander @PeterAlexander]

Pres Biden announces US will send cutting-edge drones to Ukraine.

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

the Ghost of Kyiv is actually three Bayraktar drones in a trenchcoat

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

playing everywhere

[Drunk Predator Drone @drunkenpredator]

bruh shit's been wild

[Drunk Richard Clarke @DrunkCyberczar]

been on a bender did i miss anyhting

[Jay Lightning-NAS, Everybody Was Kung Fu Fishing. @nasjay]

LEEEEROOOYYYYYY JENKINS