J.J. Shaughnessy

M.D., pediatrics/adolescents. Aspiring comedian&writer.East coast transplant in L.A., facebook addict,watcher of people watchers, barback @ Mos Eisley Cantina

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

I used to feel like a fish out of water, until I realized I wasn't even a fish. I'm more like if a dolphin hooked up with a wolf. #JustBeMe

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@TUSK81 aww. Good lookin family.

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I hope to God that the politicians trying to outlaw the "de-gaying" of American gay teens are successful in their current attempts.

[Avatar Lorde @Chripotle]

2016 is going to take someone one dec 31st because 2016 is that bitch

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@calonyction @InternetEh @nffc65 Then he's definitely a candidate.Tho he does seem like the type who'd get his brain cryogenically preserved

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@InternetEh @calonyction @nffc65 But only the good die young. https://t.co/m3KfkllP8Y

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@anthelonious @calonyction lol! So true. 2016 was a cursed year. And I am such an old white guy that I don't get the old white guy joke. ;-)

[NWS Podunk @NWSPodunk]

Don't throw out your Christmas trees until Jan 1. Nature will smell your eagerness to get winter over with and give you cold without snow.

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@mary_yorke @TUSK81 I wish they would do more tributes to stars before they died so they can appreciate it. Like Kennedy Center honors, etc.

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@GOP_Slogans @TUSK81 I think Freddie was mix of Persian/East Indian- born in Zanzibar!

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@mary_yorke @TUSK81 Thx though it's been almost 4 yrs but I think he would have been shocked how many of his favorites died since he did.

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@mary_yorke @TUSK81 He was a huge George Michael fan too. Faith and Freedom were his personal anthems.

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@mary_yorke @TUSK81 omg Thank god we still got Stevie Wonder; my partner on his deathbed said he was glad he was going before Stevie did.

[J.J. Shaughnessy @burnedoutdoc]

@TUSK81 lol! I never knew about that duet! And who are some of the brown boys who received that honor?

[2016 @2016]

God... I fucking sucked... Sorry😬 #Fuck2016 #2016 #2017

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bauer. He had nothing to do with the cookies that disappeared. 13/10 very good boy

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @zosynnn]

When people wish you a merry christmas but you don't celebrate it 😬

[Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast @bigmacher]

El Nino was deported by Donald Trump

#Fake2016Facts

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

It was the year homophobia, racism, sexism, and religious intolerance finally ended. #Fake2016Facts