Martin Burn

Software Developer

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@mvdk1p @Dykeocletian @Y40IFRQTTING Wow, that's quite the take - and then to throw a derogatory slur in there as well is pretty wild. As past generations say - if you can't handle a normal job/life without a smart phone then there's something wrong with you. Ditto electricity, a car, fire... its called progress

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@AshlandIT @DipshikhaGhosh Yeah... anyway... BBC News - Man jailed for killing abused wife who jumped from bridge
https://t.co/wSyuswzLvx

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@LuggJudith @Jenny_1884 Pretty obvious which word triggered it to be honest. The thing you might find it someone's armour is also a derogatory term for someone from China.

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@HectorWMcNeill @JohnSimpsonNews And if you believe that, I've got some magic beans to sell you!

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@LucyJayneWhite1 @Socket1Sophie @marksandspencer I do hope you only ever speak Spanish in Spain, otherwise someone might be offended and report you...

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@Rolo_Tamasi @GarethOW_LibDem @gavinesler Mostly because that's his constituency, you know, the people he represents (allegedly).

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@JPGoss @Thoth_thewise @DeborahMeaden Unfortunately that won't be possible as you can't divide by zero 😂

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@Marcus19630722 @Louthegooner77 @carolvorders Not to worry, Lou already has her favourite flavour crayon to hand, you can borrow that!

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@charles_forsyth @PeterStefanovi2 But it IS a job. The elected Member should be spending their entire time speaking with constituents, looking after the local needs and campaigning for them. What they shouldn't be doing is work on the side for other businesses.

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@JamesMelville It comes to something when even the GBNews presenter questions if you've gone too far 🤦‍♂️

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@XH487 @JasonManford Sandford, not Salford 🤦‍♂️

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@elaineljoseph @Lord_Sugar Pointing your finger at someone once a week and saying "You're fired" feels kinda gimmicky to me?

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@KelliiTaylor @Lord_Sugar Well, isn't this an awkward game of "Guess Who?" 🤔

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@dave43law @mrjamesob I think you misheard, JRM was born "with a silverspoon"...

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@Joanne957476 @UK_Needs_Reform @ROGERBEYNON1 You can't sack a fictional person from a fictional role though unfortunately!

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@jasonplato @MattNealRacing @InstructorADI Last of the Summer Wine has taken a weird twist... 😂

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@VSSmusicman @Conservatives Of course they are, workers rights costs the bosses money remember. Money those billionaires can ill-afford to lose, those precious little flowers.

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@hibberthometech Welcome to the world little baby Theo, congrats again to you both ❤️

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@busybee8009 @BelleLuga @JamesMelville Sorry? "Good" Tories? What are those then?

[Martin Burn @burnmw]

@MaybeeitsMeee @LKTranslator @NatashaSerne You say that, but he and the rest of the Tory party have been doing exactly that for over a decade now and sadly nobody seems that bothered.