Peter Burns

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

@easyJet care to explain how you were unaware of 100+ people, inc families with young and old, not having accommodation, food or water. They told us we had to sort it ourselves.

This is the complaint my partner sent.

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

#NewProfilePic

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

@CrossleyKieran Can’t beat a bit of stepwise tho 🎹

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us.

Wait for it.

https://t.co/GiD7AwEIPl

[Wez @Big_Wezza]

that walk you do when someone lets you cross in front of their car https://t.co/TeiCFevkq8

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

@Complex @theofficenbc

[Glasgow Warriors @GlasgowWarriors]

Glasgow Warriors Awards Dinner 2018/19 | The @SPEnergyNetwork Community Club of the Season is @LenzieRFC

[spidero8 @spidero81]

Lenzie lads celebrating historic unbeaten season. +800 points scored leaking only 164 🙌💪🏉

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

@wadd_kiing I hate you so much rn xo

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

@andy_paterson98

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

@dlegweak1 You lucky bugger

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

Selling ticket for party like gatsby night in O2 tomorrow night! Face value 💵 Dm for details

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

@benggraham Actual just die already 🙄

[LADbible @ladbible]

Men are so easily entertained...

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Correction/
52 inch chest
36 inch waist
33 inch thighs
22 inch biceps
15 inch feet
And one freakishly large 24 inch in circumference head
Sorry guys, but inches are important to get right 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[For The Men @ForTheMen]

9am: I can’t believe this hangover hasn’t hit me

1pm:
https://t.co/mxsGcYqEUx

[Peter Burns @burnspeter2]

Lenzie maws are the most unsubtle people at trying to be subtle