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[m @burnt__crisp]

And the best statistical start for a WR in NFL history got the man Jordan Poole money.

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

The highest-paid running back in NFL history is making Kyle Kuzma money

The NBA really is different

[m @burnt__crisp]

Pretty sure that’s Ivan Orkin’s story is it not?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is being eyed to star in a new series ‘GAIJIN’ for Hulu.

The series follows an American culinary school dropout who spontaneously moves to Tokyo with his young son following his wife’s death.

(Source: Deadline)

[m @burnt__crisp]

This cats coat got me talking like Cruella Deville

[m @burnt__crisp]

Used to be in middle management at FedEx and when things got really bad some of people I managed would print these out and tape them to my monitor.

[m @burnt__crisp]

Just a beautiful cat.

[m @burnt__crisp]

Speaking as an NFL junkie, futbol is the best sport on the planet.

[Big Linguine @BoilTheory]

Been saying “Rock Chalk Algeria” all week

[m @burnt__crisp]

It’s a combination of making a poor man’s sport a country club membership and a lack of institutional development that prioritizes the training over physical traits. The antithesis of what you’re talking about.

[Victor Olorunfemi @VicOlorunfemi10]

For me the biggest miss in American soccer isn’t the LeBron James’ and so on. It’s the countless Division 1 5’8-11 slot wide receivers/corner backs whose change of direction and agility would have been unstoppable on a score pitch

[m @burnt__crisp]

I didn’t even know Greggory Abbot couldn’t walk once he popped up on my radar for stripping abortion rights in the state of Texas.

[m @burnt__crisp]

Some “cities” just aren’t big enough to justify paying for parking. Bellingham, Washington I will not be taking you seriously.

[m @burnt__crisp]

NFL season into March Madness into NFL Draft into NBA playoffs into World Cup into final stretch of MLB season back into NFL season is such a treat.

[m @burnt__crisp]

“Smoke a fag.”
British *lights cigarette*
American *murders homosexual*

[m @burnt__crisp]

The first of my many “god I miss football” statements came out just last night.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

A random MNF game in the middle of October would go fucking crazy right now

[m @burnt__crisp]

Your honor, my lobster is just too buttery for that to be true

[m @burnt__crisp]

Zoomer co-worker just put on Its Goin Down, looked me in my eyes and said fuck you know about Yung Joc

[m @burnt__crisp]

I’m 100% done with three quarters of half of what you asked me to do

[m @burnt__crisp]

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[m @burnt__crisp]

Nothing in my pocket but self checkout and a lil bit of confidence my büoy