Southern Belle

Joining the witty and drunk in twitterland #uncensored ---- Alter egos welcome

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Let your hair down.

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Life ain't all burritos and strippers my friend

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Going shopping without a grocery list because I'm a badass at heart

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

As the speed goes up. So does the volume

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

I've dabbled with the rich. But I'm homegrown.

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Commercial free – except for the commercial telling me it's commercial free. 😑

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

It's like the pimples on my face don't even know I'm 25

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

When I was a kid my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be

Turns out that's identity theft

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

It ain't all burritos and strippers my friend

[chicn @chicnlil1]

My kids text me "Plz" because its shorter than "Please"..

I text back "No" because its shorter than "Yes".

[Dr. Kat McSnatch 🦨 @KatMcSnatch]

Don't wait for someone else to complete you...

Complete your fucking self, idiot.

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Dumped the boyfriend.

But my vibrator has new batteries and I'm back on twitter, so there's that.

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Windows down, heat up

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Every generation has to pick their battles

Mine chose gay rights and I'm all about it

👊Equality Bitchesss - let's do it.

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

I don't need a valentine, I need a Valentino.

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Don't get mad when I pull a you on you

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Dear nfl,

Your image is fucked.

[Southern Belle @burried_secrets]

Why are ugly people so rude. I mean really, it's not my fault you're ugly

[Charmin' Carmen @CharminCarmen13]

"Canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but with health insurance and a passion for hockey". Things I just said.