chicn

[Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22]

I accidentally dropped my donut on the Pet Smart floor and I then had one of the most difficult decisions of my life.

[chicn @chicnlil1]

Bad news:
There's no key to happiness.

Good news:
It isn't locked.

[chicn @chicnlil1]

Seatbelts:

Boobs emphasizer since 1858

[chicn @chicnlil1]

Brush your teeth with toothpaste when you're young.. So u shouldn't have to clean it with silver polish when you're old..

[stanley behrman @stanleybehrman]

It's unpredictable and beyond our control, we only understand it when we feel it, and even then it's impossible to explain.

It's Chemistry

[chicn @chicnlil1]

I spoil my kids by letting them eat pizza whenever I eat...

*I never eat pizza*

[𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙𝖔 𝕭𝕺𝖘𝖘𝕿𝕺𝕹 👑💎 @the_boss_crypto]

All I really want out of life, is to be internet famous enough to get my own hashtag when I die.

[Akhand Bharat @Redstallion236]

I don't pray

But when I do

It's for you

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

Be kind & considerate, some people could be on the edge of giving up.

[chicn @chicnlil1]

Waffles are just pancakes with abs...

[chicn @chicnlil1]

Its easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

Hanging on by your fingertips is still hanging on.

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

Somedays you feel out of sorts and other days you're full of snorts.

[chicn @chicnlil1]

Theres a thin line between inner and outer heart..

[chicn @chicnlil1]

Weather forecast: Frozen fingers