The Burrito Monster

curses & burritos. Teams - Patriots, Sox, B’s, C’s, Oregon🏈, Bama🏈(retired), Nova🏀, ManCity, ScottieScheffler, 🇺🇸 - Mantle Count (40)

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@Chris_Grosse 1. Lock monsters
2. Spinners
3. Sea Dogs

[Breakfast Carrot @BreakfastCarrot]

Josh Allen with the easiest playoff path in his career:

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

Giants under 7.5 wins. Done.

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@WillSlimchamp @TimmyTides Swords down

I got that the other day. Not normally a Starbucks lib loving white girl but that shit smacks!!!

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@MattCouture5 @HebHammer94 @GlobeBobRyan <—— exact person who hates it. An old man who is a hater and who loves to be miserable.

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@WillSlimchamp Never had a chance. Waste of your time

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@OhioTate Jeff naydu is a terrorist!!!!!

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@WillSlimchamp 🤣🤣🤣

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@ihatebbls Not just Belgium any man in this silly little tournament

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

God Bless America

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just left Taylor Swift’s wedding.
Bad vibes.
They had the rizzler roasting over a fire with an apple in his mouth

[B. @brooke_urself22]

It is SUPER disrespectful. The fuck. It’s frowned upon because being late impacts more than just you. Late to a hair appt? Now you’ve fucked your stylist and every other appointment that day. Grow up. Plan better. Wake up earlier. BE. ON. TIME.

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

I’ve never seen a tweet that brought such a big smile to my face @DCumsworth

[Complex @Complex]

A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

🎥:mel_aston

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@bealolufc SEE YA () #1776 #fuckengland

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@heykayadams Drake Maye

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@DCumsworth @cock_tuaahhh 👀

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@BenVolin All you do is spew negativity. Fulger and mazz. And you. Should be shipped to mars

[The Burrito Monster @burritoman52]

@frankmikesmith Lamar Jackson