shane burroughs

you shouldn’t be here.

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

Keep replying to my stories and we’re gonna end up at Olive Garden.

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

Almost forgot my can do attitude on the counter this morning rushing out the door for work.

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

Btw those things are like $3.67

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

Inflation will not affect me until the xlarge polar pop hits $2.

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

I would like to be vulnerable online but I’m 26 and I think we’re moving away from that hahaha

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

Would a vampire need to be welcomed into an apartment complex and have open season, or would they also need to be welcomed into every individual unit?

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

exactly

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

Sometimes I go on Hinge and swipe left on all the beautiful women in the Standouts section to feel like I have control in my life.

[ellie! @cabbitmoder]

yesterday today and every other day i yearn

[mariana @pastapilled]

june 1: this is going to be the best summer of my life :)
august 31: I think I need to go back on wellbutrin

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

filming the Build-A-Bear employee so they put more love into my bear

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

“Your generation is entitled and lazy.”

I hope you die alone and unfulfilled.

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

wait no

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

It costs zero haters to be a dollar

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

I will find the tweet you retweeted on their actual page before I let you know I thought it was funny.

[shane burroughs @burroughs_shane]

“Retired athlete” is the most insane way to say you played sports in high school it was never that serious.