Burt Johnson

4X Bee Sting survivor/+2 handicap golfer/BOOMER SOONER🔴⚪️/happily divorced/hate liberal pussies/Vancouver canuck lover/ Cardinals enthusiast/PCA HATER/

[Burt Johnson @burt_john4]

Nice of the #Cubs fans to sing Country Roads for former West Virginia JJ Wetherholt #cardinals

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@NotFatRacks Can’t wait to tell my grandkids where i was when #MoveTheChains started.

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@NotFatRacks Good to have you on X now brotha!!! Just know Burts always got your back truly #1 fan. #BLM #Legend

[Burt Johnson @burt_john4]

@NotFatRacks Welcome to X, Racks,

The wife department is on the 3rd floor, drug dealers are in customer support, and Burt’s has already added you to the neighborhood watch!!

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Gramps understands the assignment #teenager #Grandpa

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Cute bat flip you blue haired homo enjoy the loss. #CUBS

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IVAN BIG BALLS HERRERA. #CUBS LOSE.

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@Xavier_Darte Play the MUSIC. #CUBS LOSEEEEEEEEE

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@M9669G #Cubs falling apart hahahaha

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YOOOO #Cubs fans. PCA outfit was gay asl today ngl.

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Ladies and gentlemen,I never thought I’d see this day.When Jordan Walker won the Home Run Derby, I immediately called everyone I know. My dad thought I won the lottery. No Jordan Walker just started launching baseballs into the next ZIPCODE. #STLCARDS

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JORDAN WALK EM DOWN WALKER. #STLCARDS

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Hopped on BO2 lobby and got called a n**** we are so back baby @MickeyMclaughin #BO2 #بلوچستان_کو_جینے_دو

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@harryjsisson Harry you’re so tight bro, You Kamala and Biden having a watch party at the RETARD Center tonight?? God damn you durp dumbass fuck.

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BIG 5 Game set for the #STLCards taking 4 outta 5 would be huge. Speaking of taking can’t wait to take @Xavier_Darte out back and crush beers with bro. Miss ya X-Man. #EspañaPortugal game is legit

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@MalakiMartinez4 PCA soft asl, all #Cubs fans slurp his meat. He’s not even a great player. Look at the metrics he’s a below average player. He’s their “FRANCHISE PLAYER” GET OUT!!

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@MickeyMclaughin Just wanted to but this out there. Had the best 4th with my boy. Hookers and blow best thing that a man go ask for. Can’t wait for the wedding this weekend gonna be a blast!! Need #México to win me this parlay!! LFGGG

[Burt Johnson @burt_john4]

I was happy that the fog was a big deal in the game. Didn’t have to see #Cubs CF PCASS play baseball, I love the #STLCARDS The fact i get to watch JJ, Burly, Walk, Herrera everyday makes me pretty hard

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@M9669G ahahahahaha Mark we should crush beers together sometime

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To the 4 dumbasses sitting behind home plate looking like george washington at the #Cubs game tonight SUCK IT. Birds go for the SWEEP tomorrow!!!