simon buschenfeld

Comedy writerer | Producer | Associate Creative Director | 71% water

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

Just saw Luke skywalker in TK Maxx

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

@Nigel_Farage Get fucked. All of you get fucked.

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

Just seen our DPD driver drive to two doors down, get out, deliver a package, get back in his van and drive to next door, get out and deliver another package

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

What a prick

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

I will deliver an emergency address to the nation at 8am. 🚨

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

"Now stop #parentpay working on the first day back at school"

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

Well I, for one, am utterly shocked

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Reform councillor suspended over racism allegations https://t.co/oG9h3nc8L8

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

When you’re at the supermarket with your mum and they start talking to someone you don’t know

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

@LozzaFox @grok You’re an absolute prick

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

When someone parks outside your house

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

My favourite actor, loved him in Sherlock

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

So many racist dickheads out and about now. Absolutely embarrassing. Thick as pig shit the lot of them

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

A… bread giant

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Kingsmill owner to buy Hovis to make UK bread giant https://t.co/ONvcRnlE6r

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

St Peter after all the water turned into wine

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Jesus its all kicking off

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

Happy iPhone battle of the Boyne day to those who celebrate 🥳

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

@gerardeulofeu Some great times and some absolutely terrible times 🤣

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

I'm sick and tired of being bullied at my local astronomy club... From now on it's no more Mr night sky

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

Goal for Everton.

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

@rachofthenorth Yes! 🙌

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

I'm selling 2 tickets for Jim Bob on Sat 12 April at Shepherds Bush Empire, London... Fancy it?
https://t.co/HpNxuzk91A