True Bus Tales

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Early morning transit rides should have a 'rule of silence' as etiquette. Not all of us are morning people.

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Is it acceptable to say something like "I'm sorry, I can't sit next to you. Your perfume is too strong." ?

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Ran for the bus. So out of shape my buttocks ache while sitting on the bus. Ugh.

[True Bus Tales @busconfessional]

Thanks the the @TransLink bus driver that found my pen, and made an announcement! I love this pen.

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TFW you make eye contact and smile with someone who just got on the bus but they choose not to sit next to you.

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Why is this 6am bus so full....?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"I really regret doing this." —Hillary on Between Two Ferns

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All I can smell since you walked on the bus miss, is the fishy odor emanating from you takeout soup container.

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Good buskers playing on the bus? Acceptable. Bad buskers? Who let you on anyway?

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Can we all just agree to keep quiet during early morning bus rides?

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TFW you're trying to catch the bus @ 6am and a driver pulls over, introduces himself, and offers to drive you 30s so you don't miss the bus.

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And the next one isn't for another 40 minutes.

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TFW your bus arrives a few minutes early but you're just around the corner so you don't see it and it just drives away.

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When you put in your earphones with no music to block out the racket coming from the earphones of the person next to you.

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So many seats on this bus I'm getting choice paralysis.

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No transit today. Just driving. Go figure.

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Woman next to me pkaying Pokemon Go on the bus is trying hard to catch an Eevee (sp?).

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TFW peeps leave their bags on empty seats and you don't want to ask them to take it away so you give them the stink eye.