Mike Oxlong

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[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Whenever I see other michiganders throwing away their cans

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

@nouisyorkk The collar buttons down into the shirt

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

Paul F. Tompkins and Scott Aukerman recording the funniest moments in podcasting of all time (2009-present):

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Just got told it’s nice to see another elder emo at the free throw show

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Received confirmation that I’m going to be a raft guide this summer

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Trying to buy a desk off of marketplace but no one is responding to my messages or flakes when I want to come pick it up

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Somehow these guys are making San Francisco even gayer

[Ben Cera @Bencera]

I moved to SF a month ago. Something shifted immediately.

These are sacred grounds. The energy of the people who built the internet, who built the infrastructure that lets one guy with no employees build a platform, a movement, you can feel it.

I barely go out. Barely date. Don’t do conferences or investor dinners. I just sit in friends’ offices with engineers and build.

It’s not networking. It’s something in the air.

Thank you San Francisco. Thank you ancestors.

We’re so back.

[Ben Cera @Bencera]

I moved to SF a month ago. Something shifted immediately.

These are sacred grounds. The energy of the people who built the internet, who built the infrastructure that lets one guy with no employees build a platform, a movement, you can feel it.

I barely go out. Barely date. Don’t do conferences or investor dinners. I just sit in friends’ offices with engineers and build.

It’s not networking. It’s something in the air.

Thank you San Francisco. Thank you ancestors.

We’re so back.

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Hinge and tinder aren’t working I’m downloading Strava again

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

That time of the year where tours will be in Michigan while I’m in Colorado and vice versa 😬

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Bitching to my buddy about my current situation and he said I need to go back to Michigan and go fishing for a bit

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Sometimes you see your ex gf who young haven’t seen in a year at the grocery store then you cry to 10 minutes by mom jeans on the way to work

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

I’ve gotten two new fishing shirts, a Hawaiian shirt, pants, and workout clothes lately at goodwill. The thrift gods continue to smile upon me

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

@melzmizzybizzy The amount of times I say I need to be in a body of water

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Sometimes I let my coworker take a long lunch to go ride because I hate him lol

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

@Maddy_Matinee “Inside voices…we’re all right here” is something I quote daily

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

Telling my boss I need to go home and jack it

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[Mike Oxlong @bush1bd]

@karliirove Rock lobster?

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom