Busty & Drunk

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

Brb having an anxiety attack because I realized how close I am to 25.

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@DouglasDiLillo just get the future dad drunk, he needs it.

[Northern Bitch @anorthernbitch]

I never met someone who likes kisses as much as I do 💋

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@BitchWithBros couples shots on the reg 👯

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@blondemau5 oh yes she is

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@anorthernbitch absolutely!

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@blondemau5 she is

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@BitchWithBros @DouglasDiLillo you are the cutest wife in the world! I will be there ASAP with a bottle in each hand.

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@BitchWithBros @DouglasDiLillo I loooove it. You deserve every happiness.

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@BitchWithBros @DouglasDiLillo till death do us part

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@BitchWithBros @DouglasDiLillo I love that you're saying boyfriend 🙈😻 AND I WILL ALWAYS ANSWER CALLS

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@BitchWithBros @DouglasDiLillo when I turned 22 I held a bottle of jack crying naked in the corner because I'd never be 21 again....

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

I have so much rage I'm in desperate need of a kick boxing class. Or for someone just to let me punch them in the jugular.

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

You're my woman crush ERRRYDAY @BitchWithBros

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

It's only 12:30 and I want to be stuttering drunk in the naked whiskey corner.

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@BitchWithBros meeeeee tooooooo! I want to do nothing but watch all day long.

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

@belles_and_bows' daughter is absolute perfection, she's so adorable I can barely stand it.

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

No but really. I'm drinking a whole bottle of wine tonight and smoking just enough to knock me out till tomorrow.

[Busty & Drunk @bustyanddrunk]

I need a blunt, cigarette, wine combo immediately.