UGH, 40ish, L.A. to Seattle transplant. Welcome to the absurd, not updated, and vaguely referenced tweets. Enjoy the jokes, stay for the social commentary
@999Crowns@histories_arch Feels a lot like you have an obsession with welfare. Just apply, check out how cool it is to have mystery cheese and only garbage food that you can buy. It's poverty on levels you can't understand but think it's some free kingdom kinda shit. Fucking weird, bringing it up here
@dominos So, Free Pizza isn't free and coupon offers aren't real either? Why is there a $1.99 charge for a free pizza or $2.50 more than offered in a coupon...before checkout.
So no taxes have been applied.
One of the few positive effects of these scary times is the increased interest in skateboarding. It’s been uplifting to see so many learning to skate in their “downtime.” I believe they’re in pursuit of the same feeling this Ukrainian girl got when she landed her first kickflip.
@TMobile is this how you put your customers first? Hang up on them and then keep them in hold for literally 4 HOURs. And then while I type this, you disconnected again.
@CleanJab shop at literally ANY clothing store. Laughed at. Called out for his man boobs. Dem Jeans. His missing top half of his head. The obvious beard, that is supposed to be the replacement for the "wife" that would normally be his beard.
Who wants the new @SamsungMobileUS Galaxy S10e? We’re giving away two EVERY HOUR for the next 5 hours. RT with #TMobileTuesdays + #contest for a chance to win 📱