Sophisticated Honky

UGH, 40ish, L.A. to Seattle transplant. Welcome to the absurd, not updated, and vaguely referenced tweets. Enjoy the jokes, stay for the social commentary

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@PeacefulWorldNP @IGN What do you think is a quality game?

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@999Crowns @histories_arch Feels a lot like you have an obsession with welfare. Just apply, check out how cool it is to have mystery cheese and only garbage food that you can buy. It's poverty on levels you can't understand but think it's some free kingdom kinda shit. Fucking weird, bringing it up here

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@MJMcKean the Thorn Birds remake is off to a killer start

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@kylekinane I got 2nd show seats and I cannot fucking wait!

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@dominos So, Free Pizza isn't free and coupon offers aren't real either? Why is there a $1.99 charge for a free pizza or $2.50 more than offered in a coupon...before checkout.

So no taxes have been applied.

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If I don't get a haircut pretty soon, Brian Dennehy is going to run me out of town.

https://t.co/pQg7shyHPc

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I don't know this woman, but I might be in LOVE...

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

One of the few positive effects of these scary times is the increased interest in skateboarding. It’s been uplifting to see so many learning to skate in their “downtime.” I believe they’re in pursuit of the same feeling this Ukrainian girl got when she landed her first kickflip.

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They don’t fear what they can’t see. https://t.co/NQV4ZzKE90 via @reddit

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@TMobile is this how you put your customers first? Hang up on them and then keep them in hold for literally 4 HOURs. And then while I type this, you disconnected again.

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@K_ebabs I had a shame flash to just how sniper accurate this is. Right in the chest pains of high school.

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Oh is it getting closer to review time?

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Pumpkin carving time https://t.co/eGhew59R2N

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@CleanJab shop at literally ANY clothing store. Laughed at. Called out for his man boobs. Dem Jeans. His missing top half of his head. The obvious beard, that is supposed to be the replacement for the "wife" that would normally be his beard.

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I once said nobody but Radiohead was allowed to sing “Creep.” I take it back. 🙌🏽

[Karen Valentine C @lennonfan4]

@Mescalero09 @ashtonpittman My favorite concerning pro-life

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Come on free phone! #TmobileTuesdays #contest

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Who wants the new @SamsungMobileUS Galaxy S10e? We’re giving away two EVERY HOUR for the next 5 hours. RT with #TMobileTuesdays + #contest for a chance to win 📱

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No matter your political views, red or blue, this should scare the shit out of you. #AOC #explainitlikeimfive

https://t.co/JhoVy4kIIp

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Making a run, who's in? https://t.co/Om1v1pTdAO