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[jason @butactually]

Local package thief opened the Ugliest Shoes Imaginable and said nvm 🥰 😇

[jason @butactually]

Once every six months I encounter a bodega that has a penny dish with the logo I placed as a junior designer 🤓

[jason @butactually]

@other_st_nick It’s so kitschy, weird, and cool. Something for everybody. Bonus if you get to see the OG Chuck-E-Cheese Rock-afire play your fav song!!

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me after eating Taco Bell

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

this was on the wall outside the Blue Line at Jefferson Park

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

this is the most important celebrity story of the weekend btw

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

BRUH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jason @butactually]

@projoepat

[jason @butactually]

I don’t like that Partiful hosts can see whether I opened it or not. Let me see if this will be a kiki or not!!!

[hil @plume__]

panicked spelling out an insurance code on the phone and said “u as in… useless” and when the receptionist read it back to me she chose umbrella. that works too

[jason @butactually]

it came true!

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Clive Davis, the music executive who founded Arista Records and J Records and helped shape the careers of Whitney Houston, Bruce Springsteen, Aretha Franklin, Carlos Santana, Janis Joplin, Alicia Keys, Carrie Underwood and many others, has died at age 94. https://t.co/JFYUfIi0gE

[jason @butactually]

🍦👅

[jason @butactually]

@SeHablaRob @kelstalgia @EndUpWithKC

[Chris @citehchris]

not to get all lovey dovey but we could be slamming beers and ripping cigs at a dive bar doing a hostile take over of the touch tunes together if you’re down

[sniffies @sniffiesapp]

early bird gets the 8" uncut big balled worm

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

looney tune ass summer

[jason @butactually]

Wdym the user who brought us the viral sad Beanie Boo gingerbread keychain was radicalized by the MJ biopic and is now a M*chael J*ckson stan account

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him

[jason @butactually]

when i wear the shirt from my slack avatar to work it's like when they say the name of the movie during the movie