Butch Sweaters

Y’know I think you’re awesome, right?

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Bryson Stott: Have you ever considered that the line “I be makin’ lemonade” could refer to wetting one’s pants? #asksnb

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@hooplove215 @jmverlin @jmverlin who will Lower Merion play next? I have seen things that say opponent will be whichever is the lower seed of the two winning teams in the first round games, but i have also seen things that say it's the winner of Garnet Valley/Marple Newtown. Do you know who's right?

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@NewYorker “Suffer”?

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@stclairashley Butch Sweaters

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@ProfDuff Why does it matter that “folks from the suburbs” do it? Are you not offended when locals do it?

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@dickon_edwards Can you do something about “wonderful”?

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@CoconnellFox29 @FOX29philly And yet I see no flooding and no train station in this video

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@dickon_edwards I ask what color underwear they have on as soon as I’m sure it’s a real human and some kind of solicitation

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.@slowdiveband why are your tickets twice as expensive as tickets to any other show at same venue?

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@Reuters Pathetic

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@JonSavage1966 Hmmmmmm.

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@nytimes Who reads this shit?

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2) The difference in price between your single and double cheeseburger is $4.20, yet adding an additional patty to a single cheeseburger (which results in exactly the same thing: double cheeseburger) can be done for $3. Why the extra $1.20?

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Hi @PLNTBurger, two questions about your menu:
1) guacamole is much more expensive than a few slices of jalapeños, so why are they the same price? Jalapeños are usually free.

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.@slowdiveband why are your tickets twice as expensive as tickets to any other show at same venue?

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@StreetStephen You think it’s art, but it’s actually entertainment

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@OafMode Lol that’s not a celebrity

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@nytimes Why don’t u ask ur wife?

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@JoyceCarolOates It’s “I *shot* a man,” Joyce

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