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ideas but for dogs

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the realization that each one of us is our own library of alexandria but for dogs

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hearing your ex call their new girlfriend the same pet name they called you but for dogs

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getting high at 8:30 in the morning and watching silent films but for dogs

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born in the usa but for dogs

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kofi kingston getting screwed over, but for dogs

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@Bobbyramos39 being ahead of the curve, but for dogs

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finding popcorn in your bra but for dogs

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gay cowboys but for dogs

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not even waiting to get high on christmas morning but for dogs

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live podcast recordings but for dogs

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smoking weed and watching professional wrestling all day but for dogs

[Ed Scimia 🥌 @erscimia]

I almost forgot: I was in an ice cream place earlier tonight, and overheard two women literally talking about their idea for Tinder...but for dogs. "Because how do dogs meet other dogs?" @butfordogs

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smoking weed out of an apple with a bbq lighter because despite being in a legal state your airbnb still doesn’t have any better way to get you high, but for dogs

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five years somehow, but for dogs

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@CharleyMacorn @Criterion @nyrbclassics the canary islands but for dogs?

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wanting to find a way to warn college freshman against losing their virginity on presidents day because you’re reminded of the most awkward thing you’ve ever done every time you look at a picture of george washington, but for dogs

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facial recognition software but for dogs

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sarah aswell but for dogs

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smackdown live needing more than the same three tag teams every week but for dogs

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@LaurelaiBailey1 @butfordogs worker strikes for fair wages but for dogs