Richard “Dick” Butkis

Bama 96’ Alumni
CFO for Fortune 500
5 Time Pie Eating Contest Champion (that doesn’t translate well to box)

[Jeremy Wayne Tate @JeremyTate41]

Nobody made the Ground Zero cross. It was found in the rubble on September 13th.

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@ckjohnson73 @samponder Praying for him and his family and you today.

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@BrockBurner25 Agreed. Just went with the wife and we had a blast eating food and watching the shows

[𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝙈𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙏 ✨ @GlamspotA]

Pretty sure the crew had a hell of a time shooting that ad of Sydney Sweeney.
DAMN LUCKY men must be out of those tissue papers that night.

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@SpartanHoopsh Used to get sent this every semester about drugs. Threw up once cause I was selling weed in the dorms and thought I got caught

[College Football Nerds @CFBNerds]

Understanding that 2026 isn't 2025, it's important to get a bit of perspective on which teams were / were not meaningful competition for top teams.

FEI rankings for each from 2025:

East Carolina (played Bama) - 55th
Boise State (played Oregon) - 63rd
Western Michigan (played Michigan) - 71st
Texas State (played Texas) - 82nd
Fresno State (played USC) - 85th
Stanford (played Miami) - 88th
Marshall (played Penn State) - 93rd
Oregon State (played Houston) - 118th
Ball State (played Ohio State) - 132nd

Alabama thumping East Carolina is the most impressive thing no one is talking about. They had an SEC caliber front last year and may again this year.

Oregon struggling with Boise State should be just as alarming as Michigan with Western Michigan (moreso given Oregon's ranking).

Miami is getting too much hype for the Stanford game, given that Stanford is quite possibly (even likely) a worse team than, say, Texas State.

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@ihatebbls It was disgusting. People passing out like flies. Water stations with 15 minute lines. My underwear is soup.

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@JoeGaither6 @uasga Agreed. Looks like an Ole Miss student section

[Eric @DETszn]

My game day 4 years ago vs my gameday today, fuck this chud life

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@NickyPerks The “Sandusky Experience Room” would have been more fitting

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

In 2020 the most publicized Calvin Klein model in America was a grotesque, obese black woman. In 2026 Sadie Sink is wagging her aristocratic Gallic ass towards the camera.

America's soul is healing. It's not hard to see if you stop taking black pill suppositories.

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@theballisorange They also choke Greek life to death. Why would you go to Siberia for shit football, has been basketball, shit Greek life and on top of that pay 90k a year. All of that to get the same job as your buddy who goes to a local state school, too

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@cranialfissure

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

They’re calling it the worst score bug of all time

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@Less_HumbleTeej “What is East Palestine Trailer Park Entertainment?? $140 for one fucking dinner???”

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@UnderdogNFL “What is East Palestine Trailer Park Entertainment?? $140 for one fucking dinner???”

[FunnyMaine.com @FunnyMaine]

1. Nick Saban told yall
2. Yall laughed when Indiana’s older players embarrassed Bama & others last year
3. Nick Saban went to Capitol Hill to fight against this & yall said he was whining
4. Enjoy whatever comes next.

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@Charlie_Potter ???

[Richard “Dick” Butkis @butkising_beav]

@peripheraljane I fw QDoba cause you can sometimes get a good bowl for much cheaper than chip.