Butler802

I work for Jay Gatsby. My main personality trait is my nose. #bsiGatsby

[Butler802 @butler802]

@Carraway801 @wolfsheim801 Oh, that's why they disappeared... #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

The worst thing about Mr. Gatsby's death is that I'd just figured out how to get around his house... #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@wolfsheim801 Let's just say I have crazy children... #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

I have several authentic items from Gatsby's mansion, if anyone's interested...

[Butler802 @butler802]

Shoutout to my coworkers who prepared the houses for Daisy's arrival. Nice work guys! Cutting grass one blade by one sounds hard. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@ashes2x802 Sorry about that. Doesn't sound fun. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@TheGatsby801 @JayGatsby802 Your conversation is REALLY dramatic today so 15 angry people are calling. This is a coincidence. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

I got the snow day off!! I forgot what things look like outside Gatsby's house... hazards of the job, I guess. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@GWilson801 I did! My favorite character was Gatsby's Butler. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@TomBuchanan801 @_Myrtle_802 @wolfsheim801 I just don't want to get fired! #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@_Myrtle_802 Actually, I don't have to do the shirts. My job is only telling him someone's calling during dramatic conversations. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

But anyway, Gatsby's just such a wonderful boss. I could go on about him for hours. This is entirely unrelated to the shirts. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

I stole a couple of Gatsby's shirts. They're just so BEAUTIFUL! #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

My favorite thing about working at Gatsby's? The shirts. Those shirts are top notch. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@wolfsheim801 @TomBuchanan801 Yeah, Team Gatsby all the way! #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@Carraway801 @Ashes2x801 Everyone's been taking days off lately! #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@Carraway801 @Ashes2x801 That and the mysterious plague of dramatic events going around the staff. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

We finally finished cleanup from Saturday night's party!! Whoop whoop! #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@Klipspringer801 More like tired and arthritis-y, but point taken. #bsiGATSBY

[Butler802 @butler802]

@Klipspringer801 Somewhere where I don't have to take care of you, hopefully. #happytimesforbutler #bsiGATSBY