Wolfsheim801

I can't tell you much, but I'm on the inside of things. I'm not currently taking inquiries at the moment.

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@butler802 did you steal them? (That's my job) #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@Klipspringer801 @TheGatsby801 same. Oh wait, I took all his stuff! #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@Ashes2x801 it went into Gatsbys grave. #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@DanCody802 no comment. #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

Life without Gatsby is like....oh I'm too old for similes. #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@Ashes2x801 @ValleyOAsh4x802 @Michaelis801 I agree, it's ridiculously cheap. #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

Offering free admission to Gatsby's mansion. The admission fee is $500. #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@Klipspringer801 @JayGatsby802 $20,000. Unfortunately, I can't negotiate for *personal* reasons. Take it or leave it! #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@Ashes2x801 @JayGatsby802 you got $20,000? #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

So sorry about @JayGatsby802's passing. So who wants to buy his crystal chandelier from me? Willing to negotiate...#bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

Ugh, lost one of my human molar cuff buttons. Anyone know where I can buy new ones?? #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@Carraway801 @TheGatsby801 @JayGatsby802 @TomBuchanan801 @TomBuchanan802 he's courageous; a true leader worthy of Daisy's heart. #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

Wishing I could have attended Oggsford university w/ my greatest friend. #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@TomBuchanan801 go Gatsby!! #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

Stupid @TomBuchanan801, thinking any alcohol-related business is a dishonest one! #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

Sorry if I thought you needed a business connection @carraway_802.....business comes first! #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@Klipspringer801 @ResedentEgg Gatsby will be alerting his aides to send word to the townspeople. He's a busy man! #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@bsi_catherine @_Myrtle_802 @TomBuchanan801 @carraway_802 I hear you guys are in NY. Let me know if you need my services.... #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@ResedentEgg count me in! #bsiGATSBY

[Wolfsheim801 @wolfsheim801]

@butler802 he's....somewhere...can't say much at the moment. #bsiGATSBY