But seriously

[But seriously @butseriously_]

sluts who boost these lame boys heads up which causes them to think there something their not seriously your really a loser shes just a slut

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

Saying we met at a party is such a cop out. #IWasDrunk #MemoryProblems #DrunkGirlProblems

[But seriously @butseriously_]

practice what you preach

[But seriously @butseriously_]

oh baby momma your so right about all your relationship advice you clearly have things figured out

[But seriously @butseriously_]

I know Im bitching to you about my problems but that doesnt mean I want your opinion #butseriously

[But seriously @butseriously_]

I know its called "eating pussy" #butseriously it doesnt mean to LITERALLY "eat" my pussy

[But seriously @butseriously_]

I dont like you #butseriously Im obsessing over why your not obsessing over me