carolonely

I have a photographic butt memory

[carolonely @buttcloset]

At the end of the Ripped Pants episode of Spongebob, Spongebob rips his underwear off and someone whistles. This implies that Spongebob is hung. In this essay I will

[fergalicious✨ @stonedsince96]

Are you really glizzy-glugging this rn bro?

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

the government should send u a letter on ur 25th birthday asking if u want to continue or be put down

[jame @kloogans]

[pausing sex] do u want a capri-sun

[Jiselle @jiselle_andrea_]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

woke up today and instantly regretted it

[carolonely @buttcloset]

Abortion makes my dick hard

[carolonely @buttcloset]

@AlexxDavidson Share it. The world needs to know

[carolonely @buttcloset]

Abortion makes my dick hard

[carolonely @buttcloset]

I may not have ___ but I have ✨clinical depression✨

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

Penguin: do birds fly south for the winter?

God: yes but you don’t need to fly.

Penguin: why?

God: you live as far south as possible.

Penguin: I do?

God: and you live there all year!

Penguins: I better go tidy up!

God: why?

Penguin: they're all gonna be here soon : )

[carolonely @buttcloset]

Today I met zyrtec, king of the universe, and y'all better watch tf out cause he's here to make the US pay.

[AIDA @shutupaida]

i wish my pussy was lined like an ugg boot

[carolonely @buttcloset]

PSA: ass cheeks are closed for the day until further notice