Jelly Bean

I'm not fucking white

📷 @ angellycabean

[Jelly Bean @butterboobs]

I have massive fuckin tits and there's nothing any of y'all can do about it

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men after experiencing 0.00001% of the mistreatment that women have systematically suffered since the dawn of time

[wahshr @asdidown]

why are we putting our best & brightest future car dealership salesmen through midwest abu ghraib

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Mikes rock hard aching throbbing lemonade

[Jelly Bean @butterboobs]

@skullcandy for the love of God and all things holy and precious in this world, PLEASE tell me you'll be restocking the Crusher ANC 2 in this pattern??? It's sold out everywhere except NZ and it won't ship to Canada 😭💔

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In "Soir Bleu," Edward Hopper's anxiety about his career takes the form of a sad clown smoking a cigarette. Painted in 1914, four years after his last trip to Paris, "Soir Bleu" was created during a period of professional disillusionment for Hopper. He painted "Soir Bleu" in New York in 1914 after visiting Paris four years prior. The painting offers a glimpse of Parisian life from an outsider's perspective. Unlike most of his other artworks featuring cityscapes or landscapes, "Soir Bleu" focuses more on the human subjects who all appear to be French but are very different from one another.

On the far left is a working-class man wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. In the background, outside of the café, is a sex-worker looking at the other subjects, perhaps searching for her next client. The clown or pierrot is in the center of the painting, sharing a table with two other gentlemen engaged in conversation. The one sitting behind the pole always reminds me of Vincent van Gogh. On the far right, we can see a well-dressed couple who belong to the bourgeoisie.

Hopper visited Paris during a time of optimism, peace, and economic prosperity. Despite this, there is a distinct sense of melancholy and sadness that pervades his painting. Or perhaps it is the feeling of calm just before the impending doom and destruction that is to come with the beginning of World War 1.

[Mac Walters @macwalterslives]

@Just_SarahH Yes...

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Lee Pace via Instagram: “45 and alive. 🧟‍♂️” 📸

[Jelly Bean @butterboobs]

I'm getting married next year, wedding theme is y2k pink punk.

Currently beefing with my entire family because I'm adamant on walking down the aisle to Paralyzer by @Finger_Eleven 😂 They think I'm joking... they don't know the beast inside of me.

[Jelly Bean @butterboobs]

@gobbagoblin @xm_muva It sounds like she fell into the category of being a woman

[Jelly Bean @butterboobs]

@postcereals answer for your crimes. We want Dandy, Handy, and Candy.

[Jelly Bean @butterboobs]

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

[Jelly Bean @butterboobs]

Got my calendar reminder today to listen to Ep 49 of the @Mythical ear biscuits 2014 time capsule

[Blue Ridge Wildlife Center @BRWildlifeCtr]

When someone calls us to ask us how they should release the 3 baby raccoons they’ve been raising for 2 months

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

my mom just sent me this old picture of my abuela from when she was still living in mexico, this was taken during a year without rain

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Ludwig Göransson's score for Oppenheimer sounds crazy

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz on their way to the Charlie's Angels premiere, 2003

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

A 10 year old girl in LA wanted a unicorn license.

She wrote Animal Care, and they replied brilliantly. 🥰🥰