Maeve Reilly

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

Can Punxsutawney Phil predict the rapture too?

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

@JulieWaltz4 you can say that again!

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

Squid Game kind of reminds me of gym class.

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

On Sept 1st, discussions will start at the @UN Environment Assembly #UNEA on a #GlobalPlasticTreaty. @POTUS, be a leader and join 140 countries in endorsing a binding global agreement to fight plastic pollution today! https://t.co/fLxNrFlWy2

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

Alabama Governor Kay Ivey: Willie Simmons has served 38 years for a $9 robbery - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/2tEYdPfgW6 via @Change

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Tom Wolf: Ban single-use plastic bags in Pennsylvania - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/5mkp0b3dI7 via @Change

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

There are a lot of things I would do in a play, but a demonic clown jig is not one of them.

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

.@mitchgruber,@LDHarris01,@WLightfoot4U,@realmalikevans,@lovelyawarren TODAY: @RochesterNYPD threatens Black lives. The city's budget must divest from policing and invest in what keeps people safe. #ROC https://t.co/uBfcscPB1O

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

@phatyeastyboi hot take

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

Which came first, the rutabaga or the jabroni?

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

@SenBobCasey The filibuster has been used for a century to deny protections for Black voters. No more gridlock! Will you commit to reforming the #JimCrowFilibuster and passing the For the People Act?

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

All right people, my semester's over, so here comes political Maeve.
If you want PA to ban plastic bags, email Governor Tom Wolf. We have to do this now before his term is up. If you need a template, here it is!

https://t.co/msnpAiQwHe

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

Pizza love is a beautiful song, but I still would've preferred to sing the Fifty Nifty United States at my fifth grade graduation.

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

Sorry, I fell asleep waiting on you to heat me up some of that primordial soup.

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

Please just drink tap water, filtered water, or literally anything that is not packaged in plastic!

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[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

@phatyeastyboi @mexipinopanda bozo

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

.@MPattersonrocny,@realmalikevans,@LDHarris01,@WLightfoot4U,@mitchgruber @RochesterNYPD threatens Black lives. To divest from policing and invest in what keeps people safe, we need bold action NOW. https://t.co/uBfcscPB1O

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

If I can wear a bra, you can wear a mask.

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

Would you rather be a local clown or a traveling clown?

[Maeve Reilly @buttermemuffins]

Macaroni, you know, and cheese.